August 2011
28 posts
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holliham:
speciosity:
#dedicated to his...
Don't Date A Girl Who Reads by Charles Warnke →
curlyashley:
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh inwardly. Take her outside...
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Reblog If You're a Filipino!
channybravo:
god hates filipino
god hates filipinos
god hates filipinos
god hates filipinos
Is this guy God’s spokesperson? Because that’s just insulting. To God. Filipinos are now praying for your soul. Because we’re awesome like that.
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Shit my mom says
noona-on-top:
g-ra-im:
g-ra-im:
what-if-ronnie:
jing-yo:
”If I were TOP, I would do myself. Well, and Seungri. Wait, I would do Seungri no matter who I was.”
I love you, mom.
omfg
TRUST ME, BB.
This is just he tip of the iceberg when it comes to the BB-related things my mom says.
omg (going back through my archive)
ahahahahahaha
Your mom has fabulous taste tbh
Your...
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kannie87:
ilessthanthreeyouu:
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Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda...
When my child turns 11 I am going to write them a...
stay-pissed-kid:
dracomalfoyisabamf:
justpelvicthrust-:
hopelesswar:
Omg. This is epic.
When I was 11 and I didn’t get mine, I promised myself that my child would get the experience I didn’t.
thisthisthisthis
When I have a child, I will do this. I wasn’t a child when the Harry Potter books reached my country, but I’d want my child to have the same magical experience I...
Watchonsunlightwings:
pyroclast:
misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.
TUMBLR. PROVIDES. EVERYTHING.
Oh my god...
On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I’d be a Lucius Malfoy, I think. :D
